Total Medals Earned: 564 (From 89 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,695 Points
Medals Earned: 11/13 (75/90 points)
ED is a serious issue
you really like dogs, don't you?
thank god the dog was just a dream
just talk to the girl already, jesus
split your head in gamestop
woo the gamestop girl
a nice guy tries to give a gift...
who eats in the middle of class?
ew, you wiped it on your clothes?
get your fannypack back from the dog
get outta gamestop without issues
all according to plan
fuck yeah, cheetos
Medals Earned: 10/10 (165/165 points)
Get to level 1
Get to level 2
Get to level 3
Get to level 4
Get to level 5
Get to level 6
Get to level 7
Get to level 8
Get to level 9
Win the game
Medals Earned: 7/22 (35/430 points)
Destroy 120 enemies in a combo
Destroy 150 enemies in a combo
Destroy 180 enemies in a combo
Destroy 30 enemies in a combo
Destroy 60enemies in a combo
Destroy 90 enemies in a combo
Reach and complete wave
Ride a Banana... I see what you did there...
Buy a bug-like blue ship
Space is no place for chickens, nor cowards.
If Bananas are not enough, try with a cucumber.
Ride this cartridge ship
Buy White Ship
Medals Earned: 5/5 (125/125 points)
Get Sniped By A Camper
You Freaking Idiot
Lose The Gulag
Win The Gulag
Eliminate An Enemy Team
Medals Earned: 2/5 (50/125 points)
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/130 points)
Defeat all enemy types.
Defeat 100 or more enemies total.
Don't use your flashlight and survive for 2 minutes.
Defeat 500 or more enemies total.
Defeat 1,000 or more enemies total.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Last 3 and a half minutes without getting hit.
Defeat 250 enemies in a single play.
Collect 25 or more power-ups total.
Defeat 150 enemies without picking up any power-ups.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
You started the game!
Half way to endless mode!
You made it to endless mode, try and get a high score!
You reached the 500 second mark!
You reached the 600 second mark!
Medals Earned: 14/14 (480/480 points)
Check out the Credits!
Loot a painting!
Upgrade your Gloves 5 times!
Have $10,000 in your Bank Account
Loot the final loot
Medals Earned: 3/26 (65/345 points)
Open the first present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open all the presents and watch the credits until the end
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the twelth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Medals Earned: 34/34 (405/405 points)
Complete the first level
Complete the second level
Complete the third level
Complete the fourth level
Complete the fifth level
Complete the sixth level
Complete the seventh level
Complete the eighth level
Complete the ninth level
Complete the tenth level
Complete the eleventh level
Complete the twelfth level
Complete the thirteenth level
Complete the fourteenth level
Complete the fifteenth level
Complete the sixteenth level
Complete the seventeenth level
Complete the eighteenth level
Complete the nineteenth level
Complete the twentieth level
Complete the twenty first level
Complete the twenty second level
Complete the twenty third level
Complete the final level
Die to blood
Die to a saw
Die to a cannon
Beat a previously set time
Die 10 times
Die 25 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Complete all levels
Unlock all medals